Something about Money

There something about money you should know

WITH MONEY...

It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

Money isn't everything
It often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this
cause I'm your friend
and want to take away
your pain and suffering

So send me all your money
and I will suffer for you

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,
PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS
CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD,
BARS OF PLATINUM, GRADE 5 PLUTONIUM,
ETC...

^-^

with love,

your friend!